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SCENE KIDS
Scene Kids are the multicoloured puke of emo kids. When an emo is has tried to overdose on drugs in a failed attempt to kill itself and ends up puking all over the bathroom out of the puke crawls a little scene kid baby. Gross.
What do they like?
Although most people associate scene kids as being all the same and liking hello kitty, this is a myth. The truth is, they are much like gremlins. If they are exposed to direct light or water they multiply in millions. No wonder California is booming with tiny scene boppers. Scenes are associated with being sex ("straight edge"no drugs,,no smoke..nosex) but we all know their sneaking into clubs and house parties getting trashed and pretending to be whores. When hanging out in their habitats they've been known to have unusual behavior and be rowdy as to have others notice them participating in their silly antics.
Habitat
You can almost always find a few "scene kids" at your local mall, usually in Hot Topic, or on Myspace. Maybe at the skate park, also. Or wherever the unknown/underground bands play.
Sexy stuff
Most scene kids are bisexual as this is scene kid law. If you are not bisexual other scene kids will hunt you down and eat you.
There are two ways to make a scene kid - for an emo to puke of if two scene kids put their hands together in a certain unexplained "heart" shape, scene fluid from the scene kids fingers saps together and forms a bubble with a baby scene kid inside. After a short period of 2 weeks and if the bubble has not been attacked by chavs the baby scene kid will emerge fully formed, eyes open and alert wanting its first fix of hair extensions and neon clothes.
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